@alldrolledup: when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth
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@evecullen610: I didn't have to shower alone today..... Related.......why the hell are there spiders in the winter?
@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?
@jackie_ibbyxo: If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed.
@theshamingofjay: Thanks for sending your Blackberry pin to my iPhone. When did you get electricity in your cave?