@alldrolledup: when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth
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@Mikecanrant: A guy with a locked account just asked me why I never retweet him. Stay in school kids.
@okmatchhead: If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often.
@iwearaonesie: *smoke detector chirps* me*takes battery out* *chirp* me*cuts wires* *chirp* me*smashes it with a hammer* *chirp* wife:We have more than one