@alldrolledup: when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth
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@WilliamAder: Friend at Memorial Day BBQ: I see you wasted no time with the white pants. Me: These are my legs.
@iGreenMonk: She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.