@notbedelia: When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
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@HiddleDeeDee: If it seems as though I love the dog more than you, kids, well that's because he doesn't have homework I need to help him with.
@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
@gerryhallcomedy: My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine.