@notbedelia: When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
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@Tmoney68: If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his "naked party," you aren't me.
@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.
@abbycohenwl: Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is? T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic