@ReactionBeyonce: when you're about to get eaten by a shark but then u see bae watching
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@platinum2000: How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?
@Erma_H_Gersh: 9: "Mom, that's a pretty necklace. Can I have it?" Me: "No, I got it as a gift." 9: "Well, can I have it when you die, then?"
@brichie13: "You think only God can judge you?" *Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you* "Well THINK AGAIN!" *bangs gavel so hard it breaks*
@thelaurenobrien: How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?