@sensualgifs: when you're sick of dropping subtle hints to the guy you like and getting no where
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@RealCarrotFacts: You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot
@EliTerry: I think marriage should be between a robot and a spider horse because I'm a retarded man child and this is what I bring to the conversation.
@ItsAndyRyan: Ten years ago I married my best friend. The vicar had awful eyesight and we were too polite to point out his mistake. All terribly British.
@LaceyNycole: When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, "We could've made each other happy..."