@Rollinintheseat: When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit.
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@Scimommy: Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what "nerd" means.
@Brampersandon_: OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*
@TheTweetOfGod: Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 21. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.
@WilliamAder: Someone tweeted today that they were "29-ish" and I didn't know you could "ish" 15 years.