@Cheeseboy22: Whenever I am with my family and someone says, "Wow, you have a beautiful family!" I reply, "Well, we left the ugly ones at home."
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@WritePlay: Anjelica Huston got married to the inventor of autocorrect and now her legal name is Ageless Ice Houseboat.
@_Prozach74: Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed.