@Cheeseboy22: Whenever I am with my family and someone says, "Wow, you have a beautiful family!" I reply, "Well, we left the ugly ones at home."
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@Miss_MI_Kay: If you ever really want someone to call back, leave them a message saying, "I've got tickets to..." and hang up
@Writepop: "And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want! Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!" - Cat game shows
@Marlebean: "Only real heroes run towards danger" I think to myself while hiding from my whining children.
@RidiculousSheri: I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together.