@rolldiggity: Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
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@torrami: Nine months from now we'll have an adorable, pooping reminder of The Night the Internet Wasn't Working.
@yoopnative: "Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep." -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby.
@KalvinMacleod: I bet the only thing more stressful than defusing a bomb is letting your husband pack for a big trip.