@ComedicBust: Whenever I kill an ant, I always assume a surviving ant tells the rest of the ants and they have a meeting on how to kill me in my sleep.
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@LeahPeah4: From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,
@Fickle_Filly: If you pull out a knife and start sharpening it, people soon stop telling you about their plans for Valentine’s Day.
@thedad: Wife: can you pick up milk? Me, flexing: what do you think? Wife: just get a small carton
@ceejoyner: Christmas is always stressful for my family but I refuse to stop giving my brother's wives bras