@997omar: Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it
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@Reverend_Scott: "Charlie, I want a divorce." [in a black robe sacrificing a chicken on a satanic blood alter] Why?
@EnvysDeadNana: I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself
@TheBoydP: Mammals for $500 Alex "Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating" What are sloths? "Wrong, What are coworkers"