@heroofthehour: whenever I see "likes her own status" on facebook, a little bit of me dies and becomes a horcrux.
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@LazerPunch: I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?
@Ms_WhateverV: Kids....because who doesn't enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
@brynnester: Me: I have an irrational fear of things Dr: Such as? Me: Driving, Swimming and Underground Passages Dr: You have Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome