@mattingebretson: Whenever I see someone with a non-reusable water bottle I get a gun and shoot a nearby animal and say "you did that"
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@Kobykincaid: One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
@Elizasoul80: I don't want to be with someone who will finish my sentences. I want to be with someone who will finish the dishes.
@i_wasnt_looking: Pharmacy employee you're too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs.