@joshgondelman: Whenever I watch a home invasion thriller, I'm mostly terrified by how I'll never be able to afford to own a home.
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@Donna_McCoy: Just turned a corner and bumped into a woman with drawn-on eyebrows. I'm not sure which of us was more surprised.
@ShortSleeveSuit: [watching The Silence of the Lambs] Me: Hear that? Her: No Me [trying to impress her, leaning in close]: That’s the lambs
@chuuew: DARTH VADER: the plans for the jeff star are complete my lord DARTH SIDIOUS: *jeff* star? DV: fire! [jeff star kills like, 7 or 8 jeffs]