@BigHeb7: Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself.
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@david8hughes: The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses.
@Home_Halfway: I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are "Halloween decorations" again.
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.