@QwertyJones3: Whenever my dachshund acts up I show him a pack of hotdogs in my fridge and he falls right back into line
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@SuperJuanderer: if you took every species of rattlesnake in the US and laid them end to end, I would yell at a safe distance, "STOP DOING THAT!"
@LemmingDad: Keep in mind that parenting guides are written by people with enough free time & financial resources to write a parenting guide.
@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?