@MariyaAlexander: Whenever people say they're willing to do "whatever it takes" to "make it in Hollywood" they never mean "patiently work on their craft".
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@ryaninco: North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention.
@KKAlThani: Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying "It's not you, It's Wii".
@amishschool: My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the word "slimming", I explain to the other homeless people.