@DaHess1: Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number.
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@BlindChow: dog: i saw u out there me: what? dog: i saw u pet the neighbor dog me: i was just– dog: did u rub his belly? DID U ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?
@BriarSlyMalice: NO...I don't "make plans" because plans suggest INTENT... ...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions.
@Nikkeya08: I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid