@chris_isloi: Whenever someone is about to tell me about their day, I just cover my ears and yell "SPOILER ALERT!"
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@Book_Krazy: Me: *showing the priest a gif of a dog chasing his tail* Haha it's like he never stops Priest: Ok but I said "Bring the GIFTS to the alter"
@tracyofthenorth: People who say "seriously, another one?" after your 3rd slice of pizza are not people you need in your life.
@CaniacMONK: My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM.