@notthat_1: Whenever someone talks to me, I freak out because I forget people can see me.
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@NurseMurderer: This earthquake was the first time that I've ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
@NoogsCorner: Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne.
@shutupmikeginn: While you guys were wasting your time talking about politics I got banned from the Yahoo Answers 'Horse' section
@NotARatsAss: My dog is so passive-aggressive. She let me sleep in late this morning, but then counter-surfed and stole my breakfast.