@notthat_1: Whenever someone talks to me, I freak out because I forget people can see me.
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@chuuew: WIFE: I need a new book. Something to really get my teeth into ME: You're thinking of a sandwich
@juneohara65: "Go ahead, caller. . ." "Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"
@Sarcasticsapien: I want to create a show called "Deja Vu" simply for the "Previously on Deja Vu".