@MourningGlory_: Whenever someone tells me they get a "high" from running, all I'm thinking is, "You've obviously never been high before."
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@sixfootcandy: Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin. Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class? Me: Yes Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down.
@Reverend_Scott: SON: What will happen when I die? DAD: Well son, you know how all dogs go to heaven? SON: YA- DAD: You're not a dog.