@MourningGlory_: Whenever someone tells me they get a "high" from running, all I'm thinking is, "You've obviously never been high before."
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@sammyrhodes: One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.
@gfoster18: Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman