@BrattyBarbie: Where there's a will there's an "OMG! What's it say!? What does it say?".
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@matt___nelson: I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012
@ComedyCentral: "If anyone has any reason Kim & Kanye should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." -Taylor Swift's moment of revenge
@timdonakowski: "We like the idea, we do. We're just afraid it's going to keep the viewer awake." - Sundance Channel execs
@mattZillaaaa: [job interview] "So where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Getting asked this question somewhere else