@biggsmoke814: Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming.
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@fmanjoo: In general my philosophy is do whatever you want if it doesn't hurt people and it's not two spaces after a period.
@KatWar1: [Enters Building] "Excuse..." *Voice fades* "... anyone..." "... how to..." "... out this..." "... ving door?"
@SteveSuckington: "There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today." -meteorologists
@Jennifergr8: Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard.