@shkeeber: Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?
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@ericsshadow: My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here.
@craydrienne: My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter.
@amishschool: My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.