@1evilidiot: Which side of the plate does the phone go on?
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@HiddenPinky: "This does not bode well." - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder.
@Vice_Queen: Sorry for loudly singing "Whoomp there it is!" when you took your pants off. It's been a while.
@therealeatwood: “I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman.” — Martin Luthor King
@caliluvgirl77: Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS