@dmc1138: While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
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@johndashgreen: Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending.
@DaddyBeerGuy: Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!
@BlondAmbitionTO: Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two.
@Sarcasticsapien: I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination.