@mccoy_paul: While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket.
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@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.
@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.
@prattprattpratt: If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.
@SamGrittner: If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?