@MUMSIEesq: 5YO: did you go to camp as a kid?
GRANDMA: we were very lucky, we escaped France thru Great Britain
5: huh
G: what
ME: she didn't go to camp
@ingmarbirdman: *bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*
@Cryptic1iam: Why are they called condoms and not woody hoodies?
@fillthevacuum: Who the hell does that in a sock?!?
*squishes out of the room*
@david8hughes: [hears baby crying in the next room]
"It's ok, I'll go."
[gets in car & goes to a motel]
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