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@BGH70: White girl frustrated in the 1700's:
"I shan't even"
@DanMentos: [first day of work as a 911 operator]
Hi someone's trying to break into my house
"holy shit call 911"
@Skullcat: When a big account that doesn't follow me stars me suddenly, I crouch down and stay still, hoping it will tiptoe up and eat from my hand.
@jenlaw_11: Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked "I haven't seen it" but I have. I have seen it. A lot.
@UncleDuke1969: "I think I have Ebola."
"JUST DO YOUR DAMN HOMEWORK!"
@GeorgeTakei: And that about sums it up.