@datassque: white people get red in the winter cause the wind too spicy
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@P0tterhead_394: My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her.
@mrjohndarby: Interviewer: What skills do you have? Me: Mind control Interviewer: EXCELLENT YOUVE GOT THE JOB