@datassque: white people get red in the winter cause the wind too spicy
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@ohthatbadger: 30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.
@le_buns: *reheats leftovers from yesterday's dinner date* *takes bite* *waiter from last night knocks on window* "how's everything tasting folks"
@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.