@Fred_Delicious: Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament
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@Izianikapani: Him:When do you get off? Me: Usually once you go to sleep Him: Me: Him: Me: Oh you mean work? 6 o'clock Hun, see you then.
@the_paramedicK: *proposes to girlfriend* *accidentally drops ring in the street* "I'll still marry you" Sorry, I'm married to the streets now
@Birdhumms: "Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead" she hexed.