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@AnitaHelmet: Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those.

Wait.

Two. I have 2 kids.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. 

Wait. 

Two. I have 2 kids.

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