@warhorse76: Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me.
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@daemonic3: JESUS: [walks on water] JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle JESUS: You're killing me, Judas JUDAS: Actually..
@SamReidSays: Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is.
@thesulk: Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want.