@warhorse76: Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me.
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@Ideal_Victoria: The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
@murrman5: Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway? "No" excellent.