@LoriLuvsShoes: Who me? Oh I'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
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@vladchoc: Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of "Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly" again. "What good is she to anyone?" it says.
@TheCiscoKidder: You know you spend too much time with your kids when there's Sesame Street music in your head while mentally undressing women.
@ericarhodes: and one last joke for the day. And I will be off driving back to Claremont for two shows. Have a beautiful day.
@BorowitzReport: Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."