@just1fool: Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
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@donni: It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house
@ilovepie84: My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family.
@ComedyAndTruth: Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?
@buhsbaby_baby: One time I invited a guy over for dinner but I didn't feel like cooking so I just poured us each a bowl of cereal really romantically.