@just1fool: Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
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@SteveSuckington: If you tell me I can only have sex with your sister over your dead body, your funeral is going to be awkward for some of your family.
@LindzThoughts: Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called " The uncomfortable Sausage"
@JuliaChildCIA: "Hot damn!" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess.
@i_eat_fruit: COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who’s there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no