@PLATINUM2000: Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.
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@shawnspree: My wife hates the way I introduce her to people in public. "THIS is my wife.." *looks down at the ground *sighs *kicks can
@trevso_electric: Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person.
@rickolantern: *stands on scanner at self checkout, weighing self after keying in mango code, just to see what net worth is in mangoes
@zachreinert03: Just saw a woman getting 'running lessons' with rubber bands & a head gear. Pffft, I could've taught her for free and with only a chainsaw