@JasonLastname: Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
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@librarianfonz: Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for "the monthly visitor"
@Jenny4ashley: Try explaining to your kid why you're taking a bath with a cucumber then come talk to me about your problems.
@junejuly12: Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows.