@sbellelauren: whoever decided how to spell camouflage is a terrible terrible person
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@caliluvgirl77: I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster.
@donni: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*
@pleatedjeans: Forget a beach bod I want a bat's bod give me giant fangs and the long, leathery wings I need to rule the night