@Eightinchgoat: Whoever said "The best things in life are free" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer.
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@TommyKarate: Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam.
@FattMernandez: I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild.
@OopsieCrazy: My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option.