@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.
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@GlennyRodge: "Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice, cause..." Barista: I'm writing "Mo".
@HeMightBeJason: Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought "my god that is so hot it's burning my fingers" and immediately popped it in my mouth. I'm a goddamn genius.
@pinkmoon_33: 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees.