@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.
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@BMcCarthy32: NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."
@fro_vo: Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an "arf"itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.