@silent_musings: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
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@SteveKoehler22: Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ? If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
@UnFitz: If I see a dog in a hot car, I'm always troubled. Why don't I have a hot car like that? How much does that dog make per year?
@jimmytorosian: An excerpt from my self help book, "How to Get Rich Quick" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End
@Importantest: I like to switch browsers as often as possible. They all prompt to make them the default browser. It feels nice to be fought over.