@suzieQ0007: Who's this "moderation" character people keep telling me to drink with?
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@JohnLyonTweets: No horror movie will ever be as scary as the sight of the water going up instead of down when I flush the toilet.
@InternetHippo: JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child
@MummaCrazy: *Runs a bath Me: ok, jump in 3: it's too hot *Adds cold water Me: Ok, get in 3: it's too cold Apparently I gave birth to Goldilocks.