@gkaluma: Why are government cars always in a hurry!! That sense of urgency is not reflected anywhere in their official duties.
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@IvoryGazelle: *the great barrier reef is destroyed but a new one forms in its place* what a rereef
@ElleOhHell: Hello, Gotham Child Services. Oh dear. Both dead? My my. Well, does the child have a Butler that can raise him? Cos it's a lot of paperwork.
@1Happytwit: Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire.