@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.
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@CulturedRuffian: 'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.' -Moms
@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
@TedOfficialPage: If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. "Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."