@audipenny: Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles
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@DamonHunzeker: The best way to avoid awkward moments with homeless people is to ask them for money before they ask you.
@Supafunkadunka: If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite.