@UNTRESOR: "Why are you wearing?" - existentialist reporter on the red carpet
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@thetits: Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
@chrisanna4real: Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
@T_Bonezzz_: We decided to name our unborn child something that represents where it was conceived. Only 7 more months until baby Uber is born!