@UNTRESOR: "Why are you wearing?" - existentialist reporter on the red carpet
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@genehunter1: Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you.
@sageboggs: teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong