@_Ted_Bear: Why can't I get mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan?
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@Mom_Overboard: Him: I'm gonna throw you over my shoulder, carry you into the bedroom, toss you onto the bed, and have my way with you... Me: Ok but on the way to the bedroom, can we swing by the fridge?
@AGreaterMonster: I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf.