@GrandadJFreeman: Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
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@DiGiornoPizza: Imagine a world without pizza. No, no, stop crying this was just pretend I'M SORRY TRY AND CONTROL YOURSELF I'M SORRY
@salmarch79: ABC NEWS: Bees fly and make honey FOX: Islamic insects attacking Texas CNN: flying warbirds create liquid yellow weapons of mass destruction
@petemandik: In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands.