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@Token_Geezer: Why did he do that?
Who is she?
What does that mean?
When did that happen?
Why?
How?
I need to go to the toilet.

- Child, at the cinema

Why did he do that?
Who is she?
What does that mean?
When did that happen?
Why?
How?
I need to go to the toilet.

– Child, at the cinema

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