@polyhumorous: Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
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@Nikkeya08: "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.." Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?
@IfTonyTweeted: If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I’d appreciate it. I’ve been locked out for about 4 years now
@briangaar: Son, let me tell you the story of the Three Bears. A girl broke into their house and they ate her. Stay out of my stuff, goodnight
@GianDoh: Bartender: What'll It be? Stephen King: A novel at first, then a tv miniseries, then a movie.