@polyhumorous: Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
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@NotGaryBusey: I love when people say "If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right." Because that's what Hitler would say.
@Sohail__300: Everyone talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. Personally I'm not looking to develop a heart problem
@living_marble: "Arise! Arise! Foul creatures, I command that you arise! ARISE!" "Dad, just once, couldn't you let mom or the alarm clock wake us?" "ARISE!"