@dreamthievin: Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just spend all that Acme money to buy an actual dinner?
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@KevinFarzad: Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon.
@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol. Like Customs, for example.
@OfficeofSteve: The wife wants me to be a doctor in our sex role playing. So I guess I'll make her wait an hour, then send her to a specialist