@dreamthievin: Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just spend all that Acme money to buy an actual dinner?
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@ieatanddrink: Put together a list of the PROS and CONS of pizza for those of you who are on the fence!
@OMGShenanigans: Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
@sixfootcandy: If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say "This woman looks like she wants extra cheese.” That's ok
@TheMichaelRock: No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks.