@Iwriteforcats: James is coming over.
"James from work or James who thinks he's a leprechaun?"
J: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA!
"I'll hide the Lucky Charms."
@ClichedOut: Me: Good night.
Brain: Night.
Brain: But if dog bacon existed would you eat it?
@abbycohenwl: Roommate: So how was the party?
Me: Good! A lot of cool people came up and started talking to me
[flashback to party]
Cool Person: Are you in line for the bathroom?
Me: Yeah
@LeahsLounge: 1) Go to Starbucks
2) Order coffee
3) Say your name is Waldo
4) Leave
@jordan_stratton: The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful.
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